Mr. Montfort 2007

Yesterday, John fed me & some other guys M&Ms, which he found in the front of the Hub. I ate 1 packet, Russell ate 3 and the man himself ate 5. When I was playing around with the wrapper, I realized something. The expiry date .... IT WAS 6 MONTHS PAST THE FREAKIN' EXPIRATION DATE LA PLEASE. You know those buggers can last up at least a year or two, but I just consumed the ones that were 6 months long-gone! So at night, I woke up 12 (I slept at 6 by the way) I shit alot! It was like Type 7 of the Bristol Stool Chart. Wait, I don't think Type 7 does it justice. There should a Type 11. Ok la, very gross. So obviously I couldn't sleep.

So more on today, and as what the title says.

Woke up pretty late, so just went to school in band uniform, with my iPod, badges and the cake knife in my pocket. After that was the Joint Observation Ceremony (or whatever it's called) Then went back to the celebration in class. Honestly, pretty mundane. But mini pic-taking was nice (SO GARY SEND THE PICTURES) Then went up to the hall and it was time... *cues in that damn 'JENG JENG JENG' tune*

MR. MONTFORT

Mr. Montfort was really very very entertaining. Although John didn't win, it was still nice. Especially the Sec 4s, much more entertaining than the other levels. I specifically liked the teacher's edition, especially when the teachers had to pose, and of course the best was Mr. Lum who popped his chest! Not literally la

Anyway, I didn't think our class should've sent John. Should've sent Gary.

He's one heckuva model you know.


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